Les Sutton, one of Earlsdon’s oldest members, has a large collection of antique jokes.
Here are just a few…
The police arrested two tramps in Leek Wootton last night. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
In the end, they charged one and let the other one off.
DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I KEEP THINKING
I’M A PACK OF CARDS.
WAIT THERE,
I’LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Little Old Lady..
Little Old Lady Who?
A man went to the doctor because he kept thinking he was Tom Jones.
The doctor said
“It’s not unusual.”
Staff at a downtime Atlanta restaurant were amazed when President Clinton walked in and demanded a ‘Quickie’. A presidential aide quickly stepped in and corrected him. “I think, Mr. President, you’ll find that’s pronounced quiche.”
I always knew I’d married Miss Right…
I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always’.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila.
WHAT GOES “99 - CLUMP”?
A CENTIPEDE WITH A WOODEN LEG.